Wednesday, August 17, 2016

An apology to a timeless person


You were in the mood,
even made me food!
Yet I was so rude,
alone, I let you brood.

I'm sorry my lady,
but the room was so shady,
and I was so tired already,
stuck by Hypnos, it was so heady.

I missed your kiss,
but let me tell you this,
I know I've been remiss,
but I still love you as-is.

I want you to know,
even thro' shower and snow,
your love is a like a dynamo
that drives me crazy, no?

You oil my heart,
and make my day start
to my eyes, you're a work of art
Oh god, let only death do us apart.






Friday, July 20, 2012

‘It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is the plan.’ A TDKR Review.




Disclaimer : The writer only wishes to share his experience watching the Dark Knight Rises and by no means intends to spoil that for his fellow Batman aficionados by letting them in on the story or other such details.

Gotham’s landscape was used time and again to honour those brilliant minds whose imagination has helped mould a rich orphaned kid into an unrelenting crimefighter extraordinaire. There is Miller Harbour, Finger River and of course quite many in the name of Robert Kane. In the perspective of Dark Knight Rises, I wished Gotham had a metonym for its financial district. The apt name I’d suggest is ‘The Nolan Street’. This way you could tribute two great minds who helped make the caped crusader a household name today; One with his pencil and the other with his IMAX Camera - Graham Nolan and Chris Nolan. The fact that the Bane arc in the final movie partly takes its inspiration from Graham’s epic novel , ‘The Knightfall’ and that it is Chris’s last gives it a lot of emotional value.

Four years after the acclaimed ‘The Dark Knight’ and with unearthly expectations, perhaps the ONLY english movie that I know whose first weekend’s tickets were sold out three weeks in advance in Hyderabad! A phenomenon unheard of even for Rajini's Shivaji and Pavan Kalyan’s Gabbar Singh.(Both of which I was able to see with relative ease on the first day). Both equally much awaited and both heroes, the greatest crowd pullers in Tamil and Telugu respectively. (My uncle who was a victim to this frenzy, failing to get his son a ticket for the weekend, asked me ‘why so crazy?’ And this is my attempt to answer his question.)

One might argue still that the rushes were mostly for the IMAX screens which is not totally untrue. My point is, it managed to generate a lot of interest even in those parts of the world which aren’t traditionally Hollywood’s goldmines.

My spirits were slightly dampened when I got to Prasad’s IMAX at 10.30 in the morning to still find a huge flex of ‘The Amazing Chick-Magnet’ ( just a pun!) covering the good half of the building just an hour before the Caped Crusader was to don his mantle and rise for the last time. Blasphemy!

I hope to, in the process of reviewing this movie answer another fundamental question.Why are the Batman movies so appealing and sought after? Firstly, Nolan was perhaps the only director of superhero movies who from the very beginning tried to uphold the spirit of his comic. Yes, he did take those cinematic liberties only to make it better and never for the worse. His liberties only made room for two or more comic stories to blend effortlessly to give a moviegoer the best Batman experience.They never interfered with the personalities of the characters. His fundas were strong. Secondly, he trusts that everybody is smart in their own domain. The policeman in guarding his city, the thief in stealing his loot, a vigilante in nabbing the badguy and of course the bad guy in outsmarting his resistance and the audience who watch this drama unfold on the screen. In the age where sensible cinema is not considered mainstream, where stereotypes draw the crowds, he went against the tide and saved himself and the industry from going with it and taking the big fall ahead.It's not surprising that, the studios have now taken note of it and are reworking their franchises.
Thirdly, his stories are never an obvious fight of Good versus Evil. It always is a clash of two ideologies, of two ideas both born out of being terribly wronged. He captures the evolution of those ideas very elegantly and dresses them on all sides with sharp and witty dialogues. This helps them sink in effortlessly and the taste lasts longer.

The third is explored to its limit in this last movie. Bane may not be as charismatic as the Joker. Ledger made it just too good to even touch without him around.Also one has to understand that you need a bigger villain for a bigger movie. Bane may not be as illustrious but he is the best match for Batman both in brains and brawn and could outsmart him in both!(reference: ‘The Knightfall’, a graphic novel) It was an apt choice.Tom Hardy thrills as the Bane.! It's an apples and oranges comparison when you compare him with the Joker aka Ledger. I have immense admiration for what Hardy has pulled off here with his face covered but for the eyes and a synthesized voice. And after a long time , this movie offers an adequate dose of street fighting,which would not be possible with the other villains without being one-sided. I reiterate, comparisons are futile. It's a Batman movie alright but only the Bat remains, everything else changed.

Humour still lives with everyone doing their bit. I was shocked to read Ebert’s review where he said this one did not have the over-the-top action sequences and that it has a slow start. I would only say that if I went late to the movie missing that epic plane wreck scene. Also everybody seems to complain about a lot of new characters fighting for screen time. I would not totally disagree. But everybody has a part and their roles are aptly justified where necessary and they only make the build up more riveting and edge-of-the-seat. Also Alfred,Gordon and Fox get enough screen time and the actors shine and make their presence felt, leaving a lasting impact. Especially Michael Caine. We will also see Marion Cotillard and Joseph Gordon Levitt, both of whom will be the dark horses who run at their top speed as the movie paces to a pulsating climax. The Catwoman will bring humour,romance,fights and more, all packed into one and Anne Hathaway ‘stole’ the show and my heart. Hans Zimmer deftly primed our moods throughout the movie alternating between exhilaration and poignance with elan.

When it comes to the machines, the showstopper in this movie is ‘The Bat’. And yes it comes in Black! It has an entrance(into action) which might envy the best superstars of our age. The Batpod also treats us along the way and with the Catwoman on it towards the end, Hotness will rise! The tumbler is only seen in its boring military colours and mis-used only by the opposition.

A special mention to the BATS in this movie( Batman Begins nostalgia much). Everybody is talking about Ra’s al Ghul’s cameo with Liam Neeson reprising his role. But the cameo to watch out for in this movie is that of the bats. If Bane need his dose of venom to pump him up, the Bats do just that for Bruce Wayne and the audience when most needed.

Batman’s battle has always been difficult. The thin line between good and bad is constantly erased, redrawn elsewhere, blurred for convenience, of the collective or the select few and through all this mayhem, he stands to safeguard his morals, fight his inner devils and protect them from being exploited and used against him. The people he is fighting are also not typical bad guys. They never meant to be so until they got sucked into it by testing times or life altering calamities/accidents. He empathizes yet he cannot approve of their ill-doings. He has to stop yet not kill. He has no superpowers. His only power is a fighting spirit and a hope in all this despair that it might end tonight.  You will get to experience all of this and more in TDKR.

TDKR is a visual spectacle which treats your heart and mind more than the eyes.It is hard to show in under 180 minutes, the trials and tribulations of so many characters, yet strike a chord with the audience and this makes it a classic.  David Koepp could prolly be right in calling it the Godfather of this generation. This franchise has received adulation like none other.There have been a few kinks in its armour in the form of the mad rage of fans on Rotten Tomatoes (Though I totally support it after seeing the movie) website in retaliation to some negative reviews the horrible shootout in Colorado at a screening.Would the Dark Knight approve of it? Hell no.

Ones expectations for this movie are only limited by ones imagination.Those with very dry eyes will go out with enough wetness in them to have saved a costly appointment with an oculist. The greedy ones like me will come back, write long pieces aggrandizing the franchise and promoting it hoping the studio coaxes Nolan to make one more after TDKR generates record breaking revenues.

The Fire will Rise and watch it when it is Hot and happening.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Difficulty of Being Good
























Before I start elaborating, I wish to thank Gurucharan Das for having written such an enlightening book and the bar is raised quite high for this article for being its namesake. I admit copying it shamelessly for its sheer awesomeness and its ability to attract some attention and thus readership.Also,the title seemed quite apt for what I intend to write though the theme is highly contrasting. I hope to address another interpretation of it. To assess through a person's exceptional achievements, how difficult it would have been to have gone that far.

To live in this subcontinent would imply a chaste devotion towards some remarkable human beings who se uncanny ability to enchant us is incessant. Of the many, I, with my very modest recollection shall name A.R.Rehman, Sachin Tendulkar, Kamal Hasan , MS Subbalakhsmi as a few among the many. While I had began jotting down I was quite taken aback to see how Chennai and Mumbai have spawned most of the best talents of my time! So much for geographical and cultural diversity; I crave for a greater diversity in Human Talent and with about 20% of the world’s population, I don’t think my splendid desires are too farfetched. Its a travesty to consider them splendid!

Before I drift away from my premise, though I strongly believe it cannot be conveyed through this short commentary, I atleast hope to address a minor aspect of it by taking the case of A.R.Rehman.

With a country where there is never a famine of news, replete with a zillion new channels in as many languages, using their media vans generously to capture something as ‘wacky’ as ‘the trauma of a bitch ( in its literal meaning) which was raped by a drunkard in his HIGH-ness’ , to dedicate their precious Sunday afternoon time(when the whole family tunes in) to muse over the musical journey of a pious and introverted musician, much after him receiving his highest honor and with none of his works set to release in the near future, that person must be undoubtedly GOOD!

To capture the hearts of crores, across divergent cultures and a glut of rigid notions and expectations, it is indeed very difficult to enthrall and even more so to be consistent at that. It is also equally tasking to be churning out melodies across amply different genres. In the retrospect , I would have to slap myself real hard to make believe that it is indeed the same person who has composed ‘Arziyan’(Dilli6),’Fanaa’(Yuva),’RDB’(RDB),’Jaane tu- Jazz Version’(Jaane Tu Ya Jane Na), ‘Vande Maataram’ (His maiden album) and ‘Chanda Re’(Sapney). My point seems substantiated in spite of citing only a few. Though, to appeal to all my friends across the nation, I have chosen only his Hindi renditions, his Tamil compositions resonate my eardrums even more gracefully. Now, when I reflect on the timeline, it’s quite endearing to learn how he has molded his music to appeal to every generation and throughout he has maintained the loyalty of both the young and old alike.

Personally, my love for the Indian Railways is thanks to ‘Chikku Bukku Rayile’ from Gentleman. He introduced me to the ‘Indian Micheal Jackson’ and the world of break dance through ‘Mukkala’ from Kadhalan/Premikudu/Hum se hai Muqabla. If I can atleast shake a leg today and yet safely escape becoming the subject of the day’s jokes, I owe it to him. The first and last time I ever danced was to ‘Chaiyya Chaiyya’ from DilSe, at a function in school. This song also is credited for introducing ‘Munni’-The Undisputed Indian Item Song Queen’. To sing ‘Masakalli’ as they scatter from the minarets of mosques during namaz, ‘Mustafa Mustafa’ defined friendship, ‘Paathshala’ fueled the rebel against the institution and the this list is endless.

Our national anthem never really sparked any patriotism in me for it only seemed to be a ritual testing one’s ability to stand in perfect attention for 52 seconds to prove his fidelity to the nation. Much less with Tagore’s poem having questionable origins. And then came from this man, Rehman, a song which would coax me out of my slumber to stand and pledge my allegiance to India and for the first time it instilled in me the emotions such as love for Big Momma-India and a insatiable thirst to Wave her Flag to establish her unique identity in this world. ( By unique here , I am referring to a completely opposite kind of distinction as against what my country is known for today in the world- Corruption). Walter Scott once said, “Breathes there the man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said, this is my own, my native land.” I would be fooling myself if I don’t acknowledge AR’s role in resurrecting the Indian in me. Even today, I consider ‘Vande Mataram’ (both Bakim Chandra’s and Rehman’s) as the true Nation Anthem!

I deem myself very fortunate to have grown up in the age where every memory is intertwined with a remarkable tune from AR. If the life of any Indian of my generation makes it to the silver screen, then such a musical would impromptu have an OST by AR Rehman!

It is also worth mentioning on this note the ‘elite lists’ in which his works find mention. This is besides all the filmfares and national awards they have won him. Lagaan is ranked at 44 on Amazon.com's "The 100 Greatest World Music Albums of All Time"."Chaiyya Chaiyya" was 9th in BBC World Service top 10 songs of all time. "Kehna Hi Kya" listed in The Guardian 's "1000 Songs Everyone Must Hear". In fact Bombay is listed in The Guardian 's "1000 Albums to Hear Before You Die”. Roja is listed in TIME's "10 Best Soundtracks" of all time in 2005.

Though he more than deserves an Oscar and it was long overdue, it is hard to digest that he won it for ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ and for ‘Jai Ho’. With all due respect, that is overrated and quite below his usual standards. It is like remembering Edison for loony inventions like ‘Tattoo Machine’ and ‘Electric Pen’ over path breaking ones such as the incandescent lamp, telegraph, phonograph, etc. Bad Timing!

He had his share of ups and downs and a few disappointing albums namely Puli(Telugu), Enakku 20 Unakku 18,One 2 Ka 4,etc. But they were largely overshadowed by booming successes elsewhere.

What is his secret? Well in his own words, “Mere paas Maa Hai!” he said and as he was showered by praises he also added ‘"Ella pughazhum iraivanukke"(All the praises dedicated to God) hinting the hand of Almighty in his success. Well almost all Indians have loving Mommas and are god fearing (Most of them have even contributed generously to Balaji’s fundraiser to clear his arrears with Kubera).Yet to be as Good as Rehman is Difficult!
I was born 8 years after John Lennon had died. Yet at his 70th birth anniversary last December, I fondly remembered him like one of those fanatic fans of his who had been to all his concerts. (On YouTube in my case!). I played his songs all day, advising everybody at work who even faintly listens to English music to download his music and get a life.

Today, if I have to choose an Indian musician whose music I suspect my great grandchild would pick up and go crazy listening to on a futuristic nanotechnology and quantum computing based ‘Micro Audio Player’, I would put all my money on the ‘Mozart of Madras’ aka AR Rehman!
Truly how difficult must it be to be so GOOD.

I signout on this note as my Windows Media Player begins to play ‘Chinnamma Chilakamma’. As they say, save the best for the Last!


Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Nature Boy

The sea rejoiced as it lashed the shore
It stared at him with a broad white grin
The clouds gathered for what lay in store
As the sky whispered to the sea at the horizon

It was today my friend that he was born....
The Nature boy....!Gaia’s Son.....!
Rise up, Get high!
Rock on...roll on J

There he was, upon a hill so high
With the prairie as his soul mate
As the nosy breeze nudged her by and by
She narrated the tale through the plumes

It was today my friend that he was born....
The Nature boy....!Gaia’s Son.....!
Rise up, Get high!
Rock on...roll on J

He travelled much in scapes mind and land
Carving legacies and bonding with friends
‘To peace out and pass out’, was his stand
The worldly contest felt outwitted in his plainess

It is today my friend that he was born....
The Nature boy....!Gaia’s Son.....!
Rise up, Get high!
Rock on...roll on J

The lass sulked as she never knew
What lay ahead which might seal her fate
She lay startled for he was one of the few
Whom Helen had asked out for a date!

On this day she realised that he was born and not made.....
“There are no coincidences....there is only destiny...” ,he said

(A special dedication to ma bro-zuzer on his badday.!!)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Pursuit of ............

To be content with the outcome,
And not regret the loss in the process.
The dawn of the dream
Or the dream coming true?
To be loved unconditionally
Or to earnestly love?
To be awed by the beauty around you
Or to personify the beauty within you?
The labour that resulted in the win
Or the spectators’ elation to the victory?
In the spell of a vice
Or after escaping from its claws?
To give life
Or to save a life in trouble?
As a kid, to be amused by the mysteries you witness
Or as an old man, to be pleased to know it all?
What is true happiness?

Monday, January 18, 2010

The Grass is always Greener on the other side......

I stand by the shore, at the water I stare

Sinking deep into the sea, I crave for air

In the hot summers, a cold breeze I seek

In winters, I long for sun’s rays warm and meek

As a kid, I wish to be a man one day

As an old man, I wish as a kid I stay

As a loner, I dream of being a famous face

At the height of attention, I long for personal space

Noon, I long for the sun to yawn

Midnight, I sleep awaiting a new dawn

The grass is always greener on the other side

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Cocktail Ride.!

A Journey from Delhi to Chennai (by train) is what I call ‘A Cocktail Ride’.

For a while, I found that there was a thin line between Weather and Climate!

From covering myself in FOUR layers of clothing (two jackets included) @ Delhi to wanting to emulate SALMAN KHAN @ Chennai........

From eternal coffee sipping to endless Ice cream licking!

Chilly Winter @ Delhi ; Heavy Downpour @ Nagpur; Hot Summer @ Chennai

From Thick Fog in AGRA to Thicker Smog in Chennai!

From Apples in Delhi to Oranges in Nagpur to Bananas down South (Fruits sold at stations)

Matha in Gwalior; Kheer-Puri in Jhansi ;Dal-Roti in Bhopal;Pulihora(Puliogare) in Vijayawada;Idli-Vadai in Chennai (The contrasts in the food I get to relish)

From Plains and Rivers ( North) to Plateaus and lakes(Central) to Hills and Seas(South) [The scenaries I got to see)

From Gods made of White marble to the Ones made of Black Stone!

Across Delhi,Rajasthan,UP,MP,Maharashtra,AP and Tamil Nadu

With a Delhiite who feels he buys cheaper and better quality fruits and grains than the place when they are grown! A Nagpuri who thinks only BJP can bring about the New World Order! A Hyderabadi who reads every paper that is printed in every language to find the state of his STATE! A Madrasi who believes more people are employed in Chennai than anywhere in the country (not even Delhi and Mumbai or Bangalore)!

After all that I had to endure...All I have left to say is ....

“IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA”